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Jack When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot...
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It’s hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the...
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A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
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The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a...
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Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy...
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I am always at a loss to know how much to believe of my...
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I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at...