Quote #2186
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit...
Quote #18892
Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
Quote #6439
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Quote #10498
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
Quote #18359
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #416
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Quote #2845
Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it so that the...
Quote #21375
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #21171
Though ambition itself be a vice, yet it is often times the cause of...
Quote #3566
Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.