Quote #767
Don’t take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail then you...
Quote #19535
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #20534
God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its...
Quote #14275
Children are our most valuable natural resource.
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #21708
It is only the first step that is difficult.
Quote #20927
That’s not painting, that’s Paint-By-Numbers. That’s therapy for the artistically challenged. That’s what they...
Quote #21496
Isn’t everyone a part of everyone else
Quote #17539
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #4702
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.