Quote #9788
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #13149
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #2178
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Quote #17217
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell...
Quote #11242
Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell.
Quote #21581
It is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed.
Quote #3575
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
Quote #961
Should we continue to look upwards Is the light we can see in the...
Quote #18027
With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence...
Quote #1572
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...