Quote #16809
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It’s the other way around. They...
Quote #17070
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or...
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #5450
He that is robb’d, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know ‘t,...
Quote #2031
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own...
Quote #16747
Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every...
Quote #11973
Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying...
Quote #8526
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what it is you...
Quote #13302
Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.