Quote #15919
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
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Language is only the instrument of science, and words are but the signs of...
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Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
Quote #15819
America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn’t afraid of...
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
Quote #20285
We are never deceived we deceive ourselves.
Quote #7838
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
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I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years...
Quote #15386
You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes.
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No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her...