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He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
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You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
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When I was a child, my mother said to me, ‘If you become a...
Quote #1679
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
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Jerry We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in...
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Have I inadvertently said some evil thing
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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
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Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a...
Quote #19711
The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.