Quote #14125
Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but...
Quote #19329
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quote #12217
Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
Quote #16995
The chief problem with lower income farmers is poverty.
Quote #10524
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
Quote #19893
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #20294
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #1510
The higher your station, the less your liberty.
Quote #4851
The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved...
Quote #6628
The computer is a moron.