Quote #20808
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Quote #11439
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
Quote #20028
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #19370
Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person...
Quote #11959
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Quote #19486
The drug that heals our sorrows forgetfulness.
Quote #13775
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #19457
By courage I repel adversity.
Quote #14895
Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
Quote #8766
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.