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Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
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One cannot both feast and become rich.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Refrain from doing ill for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy...
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The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...
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He that does not ask will never get a bargain.
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A statesman is a politician who places himself at the service of the nation....
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Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...