Quote #12977
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #15817
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #15707
The road to success is always under construction.
Quote #5232
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #17893
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #10323
I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than...
Quote #11068
For memory has painted this perfect day With colors that never fade, And we...
Quote #8571
No man ever became wise by chance.
Quote #4067
Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Quote #8399
With silence favor me.