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There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them,...
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire...
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The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
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Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is...
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Do good to thy Friend to keep him, to thy enemy to gain him.
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A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
Quote #3840
If there is no struggle, there is no progress.