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JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
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If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be...
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Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds...
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.
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Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
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Art does not reproduce the visible rather, it makes visible.
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I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are because a could-be...
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We are all citizens of history.
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To talk to someone who does not listen is enough to tense the devil.
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The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...