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One should never put on one’s best trousers to go out to battle for...
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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often...
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
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Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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What a waste it is to lose one’s mind–or not to have a mind....