Quote #21587
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #5935
What seem our worst prayers may really be, in God’s eyes, our best. Those,...
Quote #3141
No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love...
Quote #12347
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
Quote #10752
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Quote #12964
It is not strange … to mistake change for progress.
Quote #8022
When you have completed 95 of your journey you are halfway there.
Quote #15617
Every man is his own hell.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #7694
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.