Quote #479
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #21151
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
Quote #1082
I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for...
Quote #2489
Man’s chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Quote #10558
If you keep on doing what you’ve always done, you’ll keep on getting what...
Quote #20953
‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Quote #9154
The palest ink is better than the best memory.
Quote #8881
We most often go astray on a well trodden and much frequented road.
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #2979
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.