Quote #14432
To make inexpensive guns impossible to get is to say that you’re putting a...
Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #18453
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...
Quote #18261
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying...
Quote #5501
It is easier to get into the enemy’s toils than out again.
Quote #12121
If you can’t solve it, it’s not a problem–it’s reality.
Quote #14082
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #20836
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #14721
The reflections on a day well spent furnish us with joys more pleasing than...
Quote #6165
Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.