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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol How about the pillow...
Will Rogers

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Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
James Thurber

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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
William Shakespeare

Quote #5293

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Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Paula Poundstone

Quote #21150

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I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
e e cummings

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The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.
Duke Ellington

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A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
Robert Joseph Bob Dole

Quote #12636

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You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7899

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where...
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