Quote #13635
How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol How about the pillow...
Quote #3455
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
Quote #21271
We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
Quote #21661
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #5293
Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #12249
The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.
Quote #12828
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
Quote #12636
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
Quote #7899
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where...