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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
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People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how...
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Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
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Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry for anger resteth in the...
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To attempt to be religious without practicing a specific religion is as possible as...
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He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn’t...
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Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of...
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Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...