Quote #20451
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #15074
True refinement seeks simplicity.
Quote #9835
The greatest discovery of my generation is that man can alter his life simply...
Quote #4510
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong...
Quote #11836
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #2748
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #4989
A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is...
Quote #17309
To acquire knowledge, one must study but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
Quote #18752
The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
Quote #19143
The whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you...