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Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to...
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...
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We dissect nature along lines laid down by our native language. Language is not...
Quote #20788
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross...
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
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Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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All we have of freedom — all we use or know — This our...
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Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either...
Quote #19432
This only is denied to God the power to undo the past.