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Moderation in all things.
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See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
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I took a look around the office. … I walked out and closed the...
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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in...
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If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found...
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
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There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
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Adults are just children who earn money.
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
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But the greatest menace to our civilization today is the conflict between giant organized...