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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
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What’s done can’t be undone.
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Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
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Love must not touch the marrow of the soul. Our affections must be breakable...
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If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it...
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