Quote #5704
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #1894
I am done with great things and big plans, great institutions and big success....
Quote #10975
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else...
Quote #11976
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #21199
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Quote #15763
Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not...
Quote #19817
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #1605
A verb has a hard enough time of it in this world when it...
Quote #1911
There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual...
Quote #8985
It is astonishing what force, purity, and wisdom it requires for a human being...