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When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
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The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
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Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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A multitude of laws in a country is like a great number of physicians,...
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My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand...
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If your treat an individual … as if he were what he ought to...
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Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
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Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what...