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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
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Liesure without books is death, and burial of a man alive.
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I’ve lived to bury my desires, And see my dreams corrode with rust Now...
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
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Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something...
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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your...
Quote #15831
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #9317
There comes a time when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge but...