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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more...
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the...
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Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.
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If you can’t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there...
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Life is made up of small pleasures. Happiness is made up of those tiny...
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Invite the man that loves thee to a feast, but let alone thine enemy.
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In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water...
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There was never an angry man that thought his anger unjust.