Quote #18912
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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Football is not a contact sport, it’s a collision sport – dancing is a...
Quote #4614
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
Quote #8933
In order to be profoundly dishonest, a person must have one of two qualities...
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We learn the inner secret of happiness when we learn to direct our inner...
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #9458
Trust one who has gone through it.
Quote #9104
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Quote #6791
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
Quote #14664
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.