Quote #18580
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a...
Quote #3416
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Quote #20386
It is the mind which creates the world about us, and even though we...
Quote #18261
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying...
Quote #3460
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #15114
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #14131
We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the child at...
Quote #12770
We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big...
Quote #5923
We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...