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I don’t know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to...
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When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to...
Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be...
Quote #3707
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
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Ricky Max, ah, one more thing, ah … who am I dropping this off...
Quote #15557
I think the world is run by ‘C’ students.
Quote #16035
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
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He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
Quote #2319
He that knows himself, knows others and he that is ignorant of himself, could...