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Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your...
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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No families take so little medicine as those of doctors, except those of apothecaries.
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It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be...
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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
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Callous, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.
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For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...