Quote #15277
Deep-seated are the wounds dealt in civil brawls.
Quote #15383
If your only measure of value is color, then you shall never appreciate the...
Quote #17770
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #17045
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #15868
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes...
Quote #3251
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #5392
Et tu, Brute
Quote #18526
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #2528
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...
Quote #15476
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.