Quote #20387
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Family quarrels are bitter things. They don’t go according to any rules. They’re not...
Quote #17152
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #1960
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don’t intend...
Quote #19643
The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around...
Quote #16539
Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
Quote #4102
As we acquire more knowldege, things do not become more comprehensible, but more mysterious.
Quote #17574
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to...
Quote #11242
Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell.
Quote #5853
Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs...