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Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to...
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We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
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Science may have found a cure for most evils but it has found no...
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Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
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It is extraordinary how extraordinary the ordinary person is.
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I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Religion points to that area of human experience where in one way or another...