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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
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Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end...
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The only truly happy people are children and the creative minority.
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The secret of being boring is to say everything.
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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
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Angel of God, my guardian dear To whom God’s love commits me here Ever...
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Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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Girls just want to have funds.