Quote #11409
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #19335
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #10693
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
Quote #14425
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #14445
You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.
Quote #17445
If an eye never falls asleep, All dreams will by themselves cease If the...
Quote #21139
A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...
Quote #4306
A suspicious mind always looks on the black side of things.
Quote #16925
In later life, as in earlier, only a few persons influence the formation of...
Quote #15823
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...