Quote #943
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
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In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #15613
A sound American is simply one who has put out of his mind all...
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Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are...
Quote #5322
I must be cruel, only to be kind Thus bad begins, and worse remains...
Quote #6288
The partisan, when he is engaged in a dispute, cares nothing about the rights...
Quote #19619
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
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The world is full of women blindsided by the unceasing demands of motherhood, still...
Quote #2022
Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...