Quote #21758
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him
Quote #8101
Whenever you are to do a thing, though it can never be known but...
Quote #20142
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #5120
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with...
Quote #21127
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #18552
It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no...
Quote #2385
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #14747
I looked on child rearing not only as a work of love and duty...
Quote #18883
The point is that nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if...