Quote #20861
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #1597
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
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Will Where’s Elizabeth Jack She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to...
Quote #14854
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #21043
It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value...
Quote #8332
Nothing endures but personal qualities.
Quote #942
Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of...
Quote #18752
The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
Quote #7326
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and...
Quote #2068
Rigid justice is the greatest injustice.