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If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
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We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road....
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In regione caecorum...
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Time as he grows old teaches many lessons.
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It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy – from lack of...
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What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost...
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A man loses contact with reality if he is not surrounded by his books.
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Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a...
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #17084
I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...