Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
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To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he...
Quote #18008
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
Quote #11236
Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come...
Quote #15775
He who would teach men to die would at the same time teach them...
Quote #21557
Continuous unremitting darkness has been known to send some people into an emotional tailspin,...
Quote #20224
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #1458
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #2612
This one step — choosing a goal and sticking to it — changes everything.