Quote #5076
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #532
Never read a book that is not a year old.
Quote #12976
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #16923
Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest.
Quote #14049
Sometimes I have a terrible feeling that I am dying not from the virus,...
Quote #5286
I wish you all the joy you can wish.
Quote #11943
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity an optimist sees the opportunity in...
Quote #21140
Saying goodbye doesn’t mean anything. It’s the time we spent together that matters, not...
Quote #13610
On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship....
Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.