Quote #12843
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #5165
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is...
Quote #797
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #3952
Do definite good first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.
Quote #18264
If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.
Quote #7855
Always fall in with what you’re asked to accept. Take what is given, and...
Quote #11649
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #15972
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason...
Quote #14469
We must not measure greatness from the mansion down, but from the manger up.
Quote #7563
We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side one which we...