Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #13207
Truth never damages a cause that is just.
Quote #20886
Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people.
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #15925
Words were never invented to fully explain the peaceful aura that surrounds us when...
Quote #8845
He will live ill who does not know how to die well.
Quote #13462
It is men who wait to be selected, and not those who seek, from...
Quote #15823
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...
Quote #20674
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
Quote #16067
Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.