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I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
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Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the...
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The first duty of society is to give each of its members the possibility...
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When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements...
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What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
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If you want to succeed in the world you must make your own opportunities...
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There are four kinds of Homicide felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
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Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...