Quote #3563
Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.
Quote #5409
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #9481
The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one’s preconceived ideas. In the...
Quote #2509
…it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas...
Quote #5652
When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
Quote #8086
Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no...
Quote #21629
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #17085
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #9999
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year...
Quote #10677
You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...