Quote #4487
It’s always too early to quit.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #20910
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
Quote #15522
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #8400
It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.
Quote #10836
My son, give me thine heart…
Quote #16277
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #19637
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, You should...
Quote #6590
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
Quote #18453
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...