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If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you...
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Cease, every joy, to glimmer on my mind, But leave—oh leave the light of...
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Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
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When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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The only questions worth asking today are whether humans are going to have any...
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One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.