Quote #3885
Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
Quote #6486
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #1911
There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual...
Quote #6983
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
Quote #2751
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your...
Quote #3311
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #7179
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #18773
If your professor wrote it, it’s as near to the truth as you ever...
Quote #5460
But, soft what light through yonder window breaks It is the east, and Juliet...
Quote #1290
Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men...