Quote #13953
I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody...
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A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have...
Quote #20861
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #12052
From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or...
Quote #10498
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
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To know someone here or there with whom you can feel there is understanding...
Quote #10304
Hear the other side.
Quote #21480
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Quote #10623
A musicologist is a man who can read music but can’t hear it.
Quote #21296
You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.